9/9/2023 0 Comments Pickpocket gnomesPelican Mabel: (Deep raspy voice) Who wants to hear a joke? Dipper: Not me Pelican Mabel: Heh-Ha! Yeah ya do. Grunkle Stan: Grr.Gaa! Molly-coddling!! Boy: Can you please tell me more funny stories Pop-Pop? Pop-Pop: Anything for my fishin' buddies! (Pop-Pop laughs and Stan is visibly frustrated) Grunkle Stan: Arghhh!! Boy: Pop-Pop I just wealized that.I wuv you! Grunkle Stan: (Yelling) Ahhhh!! C'MON!!! Boo!! BOOO!!! My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin' better! (Awkward silence) Her aim is gettin' better! Ya see, it's funny, because marriage is terrible! WHAT?! Rosanna: Oh, Reginald! Stan: Hey! Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. Reginald: Now that we're alone, Rosanna, there's a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you. Mabel: He did use the word "scrabdoodle". Soos: Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw! Dipper: Maybe that old guy was crazy after all. Beaver 1: I love cavorting! Beaver 2: That deserves a hug! Dipper: But, w-what was that noise there? I heard a monster noise. They don't (Stan using air quotes) LIKE or TRUST me. What is that, a woodpecker? Dipper and Mabel: AAAHH!ĭipper: Grunkle Stan why do you want to bond with us all of a sudden? Grunkle Stan: C'mon this is gonna be great! I've never had fishin' buddies before. Grunkle Stan: Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car? Dipper and Mabel: YAY! Dipper: Wait, what? Dipper: Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold? Grunkle Stan: Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. Dipper: Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day? Grunkle Stan: You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman! Uh-oh. Isn't that right, honey? Mabel: You guys are butt-faces! The Legend of the Gobblewonker Grunkle Stan: It's Family Fun Day, genius! We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, bonding-type deals. She's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. You see, your sister's not in any danger. You know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. Another crowd member: Is it a face? Grunkle Stan: It's a rock that looks like a face! Dipper: Over here! Grunkle Stan? Grunkle Stan: For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!ĭipper: Hey, hey! Let go of my sister! Jeff (the gnome leader): Oh, hey there. Crowd member: Does it look like a rock? Grunkle Stan: No, it looks like a face. Grunkle Stan: And here we have "Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock" the rock that looks like a face. That was just an accident with the leaf blower. Mabel: Check out this huge smooch mark he gave me! Dipper: Ah! Mabel: Heh heh, gullible. Season 1 Tourist Trapped Mabel: He's looking at it, he's looking at it! A boy: Uhh, do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely? Mabel: I rigged it! 2.20 Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls.2.19 Weirdmageddon 2: Escape from Reality. 2.13 Dungeons, Dungeons & More Dungeons.
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